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DTHE AMNESIA JOKES SECTION!N .....Tyre's don't sing when you
put chains on them!
Jokes To Offend Almost EVERYONE . Did you hear about the Irishman
~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ asked to become a JEHOVA'S
By J/\Y of .:+:!EcLiPsE!:+:. Witness?
.....He refused because he said
N.B: If your easily offended I would he hadn't seen the accident!
advise you not to read any further,
these jokes will offend every race, . Why does POLARIS carry shit in
religion,taboo of every sort,YOU HAVE his wallet?
BEEN WARNED!!! (These ain't my views .....For identification! (oh,ho,
they're just JOKES!!) ho,he,he,one for u POLARIS!!!!!)
~~~~~~~
. What do you call a female clown? . How do you get a Kleenex to
.....A clunt! dance?
.....Blow a boogie on it!
. What did the hurricane say to the
coconut tree? . Did you hear that Jay recently
.....Hold onto your nuts this got fired from the sperm bank?
ain't no ordinary blow job! .....He was caught drinking on
the job!
. What's the difference between a (Heh Heh,revenge is mine!- PLRS)
nigger and a tyre?
. What's the definition of a . Did you hear about the queer
perfect woman? Indian?
.....a) She's three feet tall, .....He jumped into the canoe,
has a round hole for a mouth and took three strokes and shot
her head is flat so you can put across the lake!
a beer glass on it!
. How do you get 4 Submission IRL
b) The sports model has pull members on a bar stool?
back ears and the teeth fold in! .....Turn it upside down!
c) The economy model fucks all . Why don't cheerleaders do the
evening and at midight turn into splits?
a roast beef sandwich and a six .....Because if they did they
pack! would get stuck to the floor!
. Why does Ray Charles smile so . Why do blacks wear wide rimmed
much? hats?
.....Because he doesn't know .....To stop the birds shitting
he's black! on their lips!
. Did you hear about the queer . What do elephants wear as
Burglar? tampons?
.....He couldn't blow the safe .....Sheep!
so he went down on the elevator!
. How do you say FUCK YOU in . Why did God make piss yellow and
Jewish? sperm white?
.....TRUST ME! .....So the English can tell if
they are coming or going!
. Define Jewish foreplay.
.....Two hours of begging! . How do get an Iranian girl
pregnant?
. What do you get if you cross a .....Come on her shoes and let
nigger with Bo Dereke? the flies do the rest!
.....Ten of Spades!
. What has six legs and eats
. Why don't the Irish eat pickles? pussy?
.....Because they cant get their .....You,me and Billy Jean King!
heads in the jars!
. What's the brown stuff between
. What do you do in case of a FALL Elephants legs?
OUT? .....Slow natives!
.....Put it back in and take
shorter strokes! . Whats better than a rose on your
piano?
. Why don't Italians eat Clams? .....Tulips on your organ!
.....Because they can't get
their little legs apart! . What do you get if you cross a
nigger with a gorilla?
.....A dumb gorilla! his wife for an outhouse?
.....Because the hole was
. What does it say inside a smaller and the smell better!
niggers lips?
.....Inflate to 20lbs! . What did ADAM say to EVE?
.....Stand back.I don't know how
. Did you hear about the new IRISH big this thing is!
parachute?
.....It opens on impact! . What goes into 13 twice?
....Roman Polanski!
. Why do BRIXTON coons have such
small steering wheels? . Why don't ITALIANS have
.....So they can drive with hand freckles?
cuffs on! ....They would slide off!
. What's the differance between a . What do you have if you are up
jew and a pizza? to your ankles in niggers?
.....A pizza doesn't scream when ....Afro turf!
you put it in the oven!
. What's old and wrinkled and
. Why do JEWS have big noses? smells like GINGER ROGERS?
.....Air's free! ....Fred Astair's face!
. Why did the PAKISTANI trade in . What's yellow and ugly and
sleeps alone? 4 to hold the sound equipment!
....YOKO ONO!
. Why are ice hockey players and
. Why don't they have any black west indian girls alike?
skiers? ....They both change their pads
....Because their lips explode after 3 periods!
at 1000 feet!
. What do you get if you cross a
. Why don't they let PAKISTANIS nigger with a monkey?
swim in Lake Windermere? ....Nothing, Monkeys are too
....Because they leave a ring! intelligent to fuck niggers!
. Where is an elephants sex organ? . Why does Nancy Reagan always
....In it's feet, if it steps on climb on top?
you your fucked! ....because Ronny can only fuck
up!
. Whats black and white and has
three eyes? . Why did God create the orgasm?
....Sammy Davis Jnr. and his ....So niggers would know when
wife! to stop fucking!
. How many blacks does it take to . What do you call an ITALIAN
change a light bulb? with an I.Q. of 108?
....5, 1 to change the bulb and ....SICILY!
. Why don't they have ice cubes in
IRELAND? Article by : JAY/ECLIPSE
....They lost the recipe! Clipart by : HOKUM/ECLIPSE
. What's a real mate?
....Someone who will go into
town and get two blow jobs and
come back and give you one!
. What's red and green and makes
you laugh?
....A bus full of PAKIS going
over a cliff!
. Did you hear about the man who
lost his whole left side?
....He's all right now!
. How do you save a drowning
nigger?
....Throw him an anchor!
. Or, the Chinese Man with only
one ball.... Wan Hung Lo